Joe, a custom hay cutter, was having a terrible time finding his
van in the jungles of Belize.

He had left his custom cutting job and gone into the wild jungles
of Belize to look for and try to trap the van, but so far he had been
unsuccessful. He had been living up in a tree for a while now, just
watching for this mysterious, elusive and ugly Astro van. He had been
here now for several weeks. Most of the day he just sat there with his
high-powered rifle, ready to shoot at the van when and if it would come
near. He once had briefly seen it in the distance, but he had made the
mistake of trying to trail it and follow it. He lost sight of it and when he
came back to camp he found camp had been ransacked. All his packs
were broken open and most of the food was gone. From that day on he
pledged eternal vengeance on the whole race of Astro vans.

He picked up his rifle and what was left of his food, and set off on
the trail again of the elusive van that by now had taken off to another
part of the jungle. For days he warily tracked the van, keeping a sharp
lookout for ambush.

One day as he walked along he muttered to himself, “If I ever
catch that van I will drive it until it wears out!”

The van, at that moment was hiding behind a huge palm tree and
overheard him and shuddered at the meaning of those words. It knew it
was time to act, so with a chugging, rattling roar, (so particular to Astro
vans) it leaped upon the unsuspecting hunter.
Now Joe had seen the van just before it leaped upon him, but still
he barely had time to prepare for the vicious onslaught. He picked up a
stout club and struck! The club, with a terrible passion behind it,
smashed into the engine. The van lay still. It had surrendered.

“And now” growled Joe, “I’ll drive you till you wear right out.”
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    So the other day I came across this story and cracked up and had to post it! It was written by my cousin, Trev, from St. Marys around 5 or 6 years ago.... Some of u may even know him! And thanx trev for allowing me to post this! Props to Joe the astro Hunter! peace peoples :)